Have you been to the doctor lately?

I recently decided to go to the doctor this past week. There was nothing wrong wih me actually. I was just suprised that the 3 years I had been in canada, I had never been sick. Not even had a flu.

So, since I had health insurance with my University, I decided on having a physical.

Everything seemed fine but they recommended i see a gynecologist. When trying to set up an appointment, I found out that all the female specialists were booked for the whole year and it only remained a male doctor. I set the appointment either way and went for my check up.

The gynecologist was a man in his 40s. As if it wasn't awkward enough, he started making light conversations with me while he was inspecting my poom poom. I tried talking back but it felt so weird.

Anyways, I wanna thank God for making me have good health amongst other things. Especially being in this lonely cold country. Have a blessed Sunday.

Get Out of My Head!!!

I can see that you are no good.

Yet I keep thinking of you.

There always seems to be drama going on concerning you,

You can get girls with just the snap of your fingers

You are bad news.

But not ready for a commitment,

I'm looking for something more

Which you cannot provide for me

We talk often and have a good time,

Then who is this chick that comes up and say you guys are dating?

You tell me she's more than a friend and no more,

I have a feeling that there is something going on

I am not a prude, but I would never again be with someone who belongs to somebody else.

So why the fuck do I keep thinking about you??

Escorts

I got bored today and did what I like doing best - searching for random stuff on the internet. I wondered why I never saw any prostitutes soliciting for sex on the roads in canada unlike naija so I started searching.

I was surprised with the information I got. There are 2 types of prostitutes, or let me call them "escorts" because that is the term used. The first kind are the independent escorts, these are the people who make their own adverts, and set up their own appointments while the second kind are the escorts who are run by an agency. For those ones who are run by an agency, the agency takes 50% to 60% of the profits made by the escort, although there seems to be more exposure to high end clients this way.

I even found out that there were terminologies that these escorts use when advertising their wares. The following are examples:
BBW: Big and Beautiful Woman
CIM: Cum In Mouth
DFK: Deep French Kissing
GFE: The Girlfriend Experience
GREEK: Slang used for Anal Sex

Upon looking further, I also found out that there was a forum on some of these independent escorts and the male customers who had tried her out made commentaries on what the experience was like http://tosluts.com/forums/toronto-escorts-review/ . As if that line of work is not degrading enough.
It was interesting to read on what the costumers had to say though

Disclaimer: This blog is only for information purposes and i'm not advising or dissuading anyone on trying any kind of escort services.

Predictions

So I was in a nasty mood today,
I have to move out of my new place cos the stupid landlords decided to make up a list of rules and regulations for me to sign.
These were the ones I had problems with:
1. Do not use the washer and dryer
2. The kitchen cabinets are off limits
3. No friends allowed.
See, the landlords live in the same house with the tenants that is why they saw it fit to make up these kind of rules.
I refused to sign it cos i'm not gonna be deprived of the rent I am paying.
So, fuck them, and i'm moving out. Wish I could get my own place so that I don't have to go thru all this.

Not too long ago, I wrote a blog about bad landlords, not knowing that a few weeks later, I would be in the same position.

I Wanna Love

I remember the first time I fell in love. He felt the same way about me. But it did not last due to distance.
I have not really felt the same way about other guys since then. There have been some that I extremely liked but not loved. Even the relationship I am currently in.
Wanted to share this video because it reminded me of what it felt like to be in love.

Landlords and Tenants

I am currently packing my stuff and moving back to my school vicinity.
I got a call from my friend of two and a half years telling me that she was stranded. She said that she was having problems with her landlady. When she originally moved in to her apartment, the internet connection was included in her rent. All of a sudden, the landlady decided to cut off the internet connection. That was when the problem started. My friend decided to leave the apartment and hence, paid rent for the first week of september.

Today is a saturday and my friend was asked to pack out of the apartment on friday which is the day before. I told my friend that she could not stay with me because I was moving out the next day. I told her that she should not leave her current place of residence because the first week of September had not run out.

Even if the time period had run out, the landlady had no right to send her packing.
I told her that if the landlady tried to send her out, she should call the police.
My friend being a timid person decided to call other people to ask if she could stay with them. Being unsuccessful, she later called the landlady and said that she could not leave just yet and if she dared to throw her out, she will call the police. The landlady then said that it was ok that she could stay for a few more days.

This my friend's landlady wanted to take my friend for a ride and leave her homeless because she is an international student and did not properly know her rights. I just have to wonder why there are so many landlords who try to make life difficult for their tenants.

Multi-Tasking While Driving

There are lots of laws concerning driving on the road, like don’t drink and drive, wear a seat belt, and even the most recent law passed this summer in Ontario that says no hand-held devices allowed by the driver. So what happens when someone watches porn?

I was on my way to work this past summer and I stumbled upon a news article talking about a man who was watching porn while driving. Not only was he watching porn, but he was speeding 40km/hr over the speed limit. Big surprise, HE’S NIGERIAN. It’s a good thing that the newspaper did not indicate that he was black, talk less of being Nigerian.

The reason I knew he was Nigerian was because of his name, you see, as typical as African names are; I was able to point out that the guy was Edo. Is it me or is it weird that someone can watch porn at the same time multi-task? They never really said if he was masturbating too. Lol.

Attached below is the link to the news article
http://www.thestar.com/news/ontario/article/669276